Nothing makes me happy like food makes me happy.
So please, just stop it. Stop telling girls contradictory things. Stop telling them that they’re worthless if they’re not sexy, beautiful and willing and then shaming them into believing that if they were raped, it must have been their fault for dressing like sluts. Stop telling them they have to be high-achieving and independent and not rely on a man and then hating them for any freedom they manage to hold on to. Stop teaching young women to hate themselves. Stop it.
Because let me tell you something else about young women today. I’m going to say it slowly and clearly so it doesn’t get forgotten quite so fast. Young women today are brilliant.
They. Are. Brilliant.
- Laurie Penny
People are in my kitchen and all i want to do is cook chicken strips, I’m not settling for the original digestives in my room.
Last night I said, “let me wank my purse out” to the cashier instead of “whack” and everyone acted like they were very unsure of what I said but I 100% said wank.
Discovering drunk “selfies” pretending to be asleep, with ketchup all over your face and a kronenburg on the table makes me giggle/feel sick.
Beyoncé - Sweet Dreams
I will never have enough of this song
George was big ole 21 last night and this morning he was so hungover he couldn’t walk to Greggs with me!?!!! So I bought him 2 sausage rolls and some apple juice and he can’t even eat it. So I’ve eaten one and really want the other.
listen to me
paris hilton’s BOYFRIEND released a SEX TAPE featuring her and everyone made jokes about it FOR YEARS AND YEARS you STILL see jokes being made about it on tumblr TODAY
a woman filmed a video of justin bieber SLEEPING FULLY CLOTHED for 15 SECONDS and you’re all saying how “invasive and rude” it was and how she’s a “horrible person”
please check your internalized misogyny at the door bc i am not here for it.