“I’m like Kurt Cobain, but I just couldn’t do it”- Dappy N-Dubz
My all time favourite lyrics.
One time a boy had a nose bleed on my face whilst I was kissing him and neither of us noticed, so we carried on, but other people did and they said it was like watching a scene from a horror film.
Playing a ukelele cover of Adele makes everything just that bit more quirky and a bit more like I want to shoot myself in the head with a BB gun, so I don’t actually die, just enjoy the reverb of the stinging pain on my temple because it is moderately pleasurable in comparison to a lame Adele ukelele cover.
If you could give birth to another animal other than human, what would you want to give birth to? I think a guinea pig would be pretty funny.
Were you ever told as a very impressionable 8 year old that it was impossible to sneeze with your eyes open and if you did, your eyeballs would pop out and you’d prolapse?
