I actually hate rose wine it is so gross. I wish I could play an instrument. I’m on my period. Flo was telling me that we don’t poo in the right way, that you are meant to crouch. It has pros and cons, but I won’t be trying again. I am so sweet I don’t need anymore sugar.
You can’t seem mean or posh or pretentious or an arsehole stood next to Katie Hopkins. That’s why I wish I kept her in a little jar and I would take off the lid if I was accused being a bitch.
Weight loss tips 101: Every time you go for a no.1 try for a no.2.
*My Celebrity lookalikes* - Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Beyonce, Harry Styles, Blu Cantrell, Eamon Holmes, Peaches Geldof, Scott Mills, Kate Middleton, Fern Britton, Fern Cotton, Megan Fox, Jessica Enis, Scarlet Johansson, Tilda Swinton and finally Dame Judi Dench