February 2012
64 posts
Anonymous asked: What sort of clothes do you like at the minute? What do you want?
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Everybody dislikes Canon Roy Taylor because whenever he does assemblies, he preaches and insults everybody and gets all smug about things that he claims to be “miracles” and then looks at us like we are all dammed for hell. However I find his assemblies highly amusing and I am very disappointed when I miss them.
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Anonymous asked: You seem like a really nice girl, one of those non bitchy non judgemental non horrible nice lovely genuine girls. You are a lot of "non" things which is good. You seem fun and sweet as well, like if I started dancing in the middle of Tesco's if Rihanna came on something you wouldn't even run away.
Today I was pushed into a bush and it was very funny, because I just disappeared into the leaves.
songs with cowbells are always the best to dance to.
Anonymous asked: hey beeje, your blog is pretty nice
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I don’t like awkward hugs in public. I don’t like looking at someone and not knowing if they want a full embrace or a pat.
ash stymest is a plonker. he might be nice in real life. but i don’t care because I think he is a plonker.
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cinemastatic:
Marianne Faithfull - As Tears Go...
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FACT: Susan Boyle is Donny Osmands greatest fan, and I know this because I just googled it.
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I have a conspiracy that there are secret cameras around my house, set up by channel 4 and they are doing a documentary on teenagers or something. I often forget about this conspiracy as I was just dancing around naked and thought about it, so I jumped under my covers and hid. This is entirely irrelevant, but it’s always nice to know other people dance naked.
Having affectionate nicknames for people makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside:
Darcey is Darcehole Hannah is Hannabis Metherington aka HanART Kitty is Titty and I’m BJ
Anonymous asked: You're going to be Bestival? That's cool I wish I had some friends to go with!
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Darcey just showed me the Bestival line up and I am going to buy my ticket tonight because DE LA SOUL AND EARTH WIND AND FIRE are playing and the only way it could get better is if I could be shipped there right now.
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The first time I had my period I thought… I think everyone has a different story, like someone thought their organs were coming out, or it was some massive skid marks, or it was wee, or you were dying, or maybe you just realised it was your period. I don’t know, but everyone has a period story.
The word “whack” is a very good word. I think we should all say “whack” more. “That was so totally whack.”, “Seriously did you see how whack his shirt was?”
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Last night we discussed and decided that John Malkauvich could be on my senior crush list. Which includes:
Alan Rickman
Steve Buscemi
David Lynch
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I’ve just eaten a ton of tiny pickles and a little bit of chorizo and a lot of croissant and I just skied with one of my old geography teachers.
If people think they are being witty, complex, ironic when they make “classic lad” jokes, they should think, would someone that is genuinely clever and very funny aka David Mitchell make that joke. The answer is probably no.
Watchshitmyshit:
becz:
playing about with my new video camera… vimeo fucked up the qual though… and the timing :(
Cool vid righ here
this is proper rad becca, luv it
It’s stupid because if we accused all men of being rapists and egotistical meat heads that would be very wrong, but when people say all woman are housewives and sluts and dress to be raped and belong in a kitchen, that is ok, because apparently THAT is FUNNY.
Anonymous asked: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
